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“This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine .

This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.” [via greenockmorton] [h/t craig for the audio]

Sep 21 2009 Comments 64 notes
  1. saeglopur- liked this
  2. fyeahmaryallen reblogged this from funnyassstuff
  3. juan-snow reblogged this from davereed and added:
    Hahahahaha! This is my school, I think...just earned a cool point in my books :D
  4. adithyaiscool reblogged this from funnyassstuff and added:
    LOL, mohit’s mom would be pressing 1 every day.
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  9. stilljenn reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    This is pretty much the best.
  10. winifredjay reblogged this from sidepocket and added:
    Wow. Okay. That was hilarious. Not sure it’s “racism” exactly, just explaining a little roughly that they don’t give a...
  11. eloise- liked this
  12. asterozoa reblogged this from fancybidet and added:
    My boyfriend teaches freshman English; I am saving this for him.
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  15. aliciate reblogged this from insperatafloruit and added:
    I like this a lot.
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  17. mikeyllorin reblogged this from davereed and added:
    in working with parents.
  18. gracie-o reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    This is BRILLIANT!! LISTEN TO IT!!!
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  25. abr reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    Segreteria telfonica di una scuola australiana. Fantastica, ci vorrebbe anche da noi. Peccato ci manchino gli insegnanti...
  26. fancybidet reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    Yeh it’s great but the last couple of seconds completely ruins it. GOOD ON YOU STUDENTS AND TEACHERS FOR AGREEING THAT...
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  30. andeventhis reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    This is the best. This is the best thing of all things. Good on ya.
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  38. scarydan reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    emmas:bowlingalleylawyer:lawful:davereed:...the Maroochydore High School, Queensland,...
  39. puffandruffle reblogged this from asunburntcountry and added:
    A-FUCKING-MEN. you would seriously only get away with this in Queensland - the land of sunshine and bogans, where I have...
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  46. iambal reblogged this from lawful and added:
    holy crap. I can only dream of the day we could get away with saying this in America.
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  49. lawful reblogged this from davereed and added:
    in working with parents.
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